Theater Changes

                                   Theater Changes

Narrator (Character 3): "Our first part of scene one contains traces of the genre 'drama.' Let us begin."

It (Character 1): *Voice-over* "It was cold, the wind was swooshing violently in the late dark night, millions of stars twinkled throughout the massively large sky. I could hear sirens blaring in the distance. I can't believe what I've done. I want to cry, just let it all out, but, I couldn't. I was dumbfounded and time just seemed to stand still.

It(Character 2): "How could I do this? What the HELL is wrong with me?"

It (Character 2): *Voice-over* "I re-called all the events. . ."

Narrator: (Character 3) *Interrupts it* And we end the drama there!!!!"

The (Character 4): "But why?!" Why? Whhhhy?!?!"

Narrator (Character 3): Why else The? Because, AS USUAL, Sarah has writer's block. *rolls eyes*

The (Character 4): *rolls eyes as well* "Oh."

Narrator (Character 3): "On to the next part of the scene!"

The (Character 4): "Oooh, I wonder what will happen next!"

Varg (Character 5): ". . .You know it's funny, says I, Varg, that I thought this may be a way to bring up my drama grade in class but I have major writer's block so this isn't going as planned, I doubt I will finish this by fifth period, says I, Varg, but regardless of my beliefs on this particular situation, I, Varg, must march on. No matter the outcome. I Will. March. On."

Narrator (Character 3): "And that's writer's block everyone!" Well, just as Varg said let us march on to the next scene into. .  .well, Sarah has writer's block so I'm not sure. Whatever first comes to mind I suppose."

Xerxes (Character 6): *Walking in circles mumbling to herself and freaking out* "This is bad. This is a bad ideaaa. .  ."

"I-I-I can't I just can't! That's not how it works!!! You don't just barge in and be like "Hey everybody!!" at a time like this. You. Just. Don't do it. Don't do it! Nu-uh!"

Narrator (Character 3): "Well, know you know Xerxes's story!" Too bad too. . . "  

The (Character 4)" "What are you talking about? We know NOTHING! NOTHING!"

Narrator (Character 3): "You'll understand when you're older and get writer's block The, then you'll understand, You'll understand.

. .  .You'll understand."

The (Character 4): "I am a 40 year old old woman and Sarah is an 18 year old punk, what the heck are you talking about?"

Narrator (Character 3): "Yes, well, let us continue.

The (Character 4): "Hey Karmin. . . "

Narrator (Character 3): *Sighs, slightly irritated* That's 'Narrator' to you The."

*Silence*

Narrator (Character 3): *Still annoyed* "What do you want The?"

The (Character 4): "Why is the script called 'Theater Changes'?"

Narrator (Character 3): "Pffft what story? It's just random snippets of scenes a lonely loser teen put together in desperation at the last minute grasping at straws. Pfft 'Story'.

Narrator (Character 3): "Regardless I must be prepared but I suppose I can tell you. It's rather simple really, notice how it only appeared once just like Varg? It, just like the title says is different changes of scenes in theater put in one scene."

The (Character 4) "That's amazing! And so creative!"

Narrator (Character 3):  "I guess, whatever you say, The."

The (Character 4) "So what's next?"

Narrator (Character 3): "Actually, it's this fantastic love story between a man and his teacup it's omigosh I'm getting giddy already!!!! *Squeals*

The (Character 4): "That's. . .bizarre. . ."

Kay (Character 7): "Indeed. . . but, nonetheless, even a script as weird as that one must have been thought up before at one time or another right? I mean, I am the only one here who feels that every story, every conversation, every topic has already been written? Or planned by someone other than us?